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I was street walking down, business minding own, when SUDDENLY. BMW M4. Later. SUDDENLY. Ford Mustang. And I died not.
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SUDDENLY. Ford Mustang
Are you okay?!
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Not a scratch. My head is still alive. My hands are still attached to my fingers.
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But did you poo... your pants?
Can poos poo?
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yes
Can humans make humans?
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Local soft serve poop on a cone wins lottery. More at 11.